Herbherth Through the Looking Glass

Yeah, can you believe? I also went through the looking glass.

Image from the book

My friend- You went through...WHAT?

A looking glass, don't you know what is a looking glass? It's a mirror.

My friend- Yes...I do know what is a looking glass, but what do you mean when you say that you went through a FUCKING MIRROR?

What? Did you never read the book?

My friend- Book? What book?

THIS book (I'm showing him this book)

My friend- Hmmmm...Yes, now I understood

At last...

My friend- Wow! That should have been awesome!

Yes, it was. Now can I tell them about my adventure?

My friend- Of course...why not?

Thank you, now, people, It was...

My friend- And I want to know about it too.

Yeah, I know, how I was saying, it was...

My friend- This should be one of the good stories

Yeah, why don't you shut up and discover it?

My friend- I'm sorry

No problems. Well, that was awesome people, you will never believe in what I saw...

My friend- I can bet not.

SHUT UP

My friend- Sorry, sorry, sorry...

Why did I invite you to came here?

My friend- I don't know, but I'm so glad that you did it.

That was a rhetorical question.

My friend- Sorry again, that was the last time...

I can bet(not)

My  friend- I swear.

Who?

My friend- What?

Nothing.

My friend- Oh

How I was trying to say, it was the most wonderful things that I ever saw...

My friend- Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, hahahahahahahahah

What? What now?

My friend- I understood, swear who? Hahahahahaha. That was funny

Good that you under...

My friend- Ok, ok, so, I promise.

Great. Now can I?

My friend- Of course.

The country through the looking glass wasn't the wonderland, but was wonderful

My friend- Why don't you say mirror instead looking glass?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT! CAN I TALK PLEASE?

My friend- Sorry, sorry...

Great, now I gonna try to talk a little faster because...

My friend- OH MY GOD

WHAT?

My friend- OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

WHAT? What's happening?

My friend- The post is ending and you still don't post anything!

...

My friend- Quickly! Tell us something.

I hate you

My friend- No times for jokes, run, run, run.

It wasn't a joke. Now...Can you leave here?

My friend- What?

LEAVE HERE NOW!

My friend- Ok. Ok. I'm going, after I will read this on the blog, no problem...

NOW

My friend- I'm not here anymore.

At last, a little of peace. Sometimes I ask myself why is he my friend...But now I can tell you what I saw. And it was wonderful, it was amazing, it was just unbelievable. What I saw was...[no space left]



Vocabulary:

• also - também
• went - fui
• through - através
• looking glass - espelho
• know - sabe/conhece
• mirror - espelho
• do - aqui ele é usado para dar ênfase
• mean - quer dizer
• FUCKING - também server para dar ênfase, mas esqueça que você viu essa palavra, eu não ensinei ela aqui...
• read - ler
• book - livro
• showing - mostrando
• understood - entendi
• At last - por fim/finalmente
• awesome - incrível
• tell - contar
• want - querer
• shut up - expressão utilizada para dizer "cala a boca"
• discover - descobrir
• bet - apostar
• invite - convidar
• came - veio
• glad - feliz(em um sentido de agradecido)
• rhetorical - retórico
• swear - pode significar tanto jurar quanto xingar, daí veio o trocadilho e piada do texto
• country - país
• wonderful - maravilhosa
• instead - no lugar/ao invés
• faster - mais rápido
• Quickly - rápido
• hate - odiar
• jokes - piadas
• leave - sair do lugar
• amazing - incrível
• unbelievable - inacreditável