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Was pretty funny the place...A little in the middle of nothing, but a good place, anyway.
Unfortunately, I didn't find the portal gun, but I found a teleportation machine...
I don't know why(something about the kind of my skin), the machine didn't work so fine with me and I almost die...
Now I'm writing it from some strange place, because I really was teleported, and I have no idea about where I am...
So...PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE, HEEEEEEELP ME!!!
Where should be my men now? I can bet that they are looking for Glados...these men are crazy.
PS: there are a lot of internal jokes about the game portal(and the game portal 2 too), to understand, look for more informations about the game, or just play it =)
I love this game, and how was released portal 2 in the past month, I decided to talk a little about Portal 1
How this game works?
It's a kind of puzzle in 3D where you need to create portals, where you can go through them and open doors, survive, etc.
The history is simple, you are a kind of laboratory rat in a strange place where you don't findanyone, only a ironic computer called Glados that speaks with you all the time(I'm not going to tell more to don't give you spoilers)
And there's nothing better to know a game than a trailer:
I was wondering...There are so many people that are afraid of spiders, and 'cause this there are a lot of monsters in movies, games and books that is not but a giant spider...but I never knew nobody that was afraid of spiders...
...the nearer that I found were people that were afraid of insects, all kinds of insects.
I think that would be much scarier a giant clown...or a giant mother-in-law...
Jees...I became scared only thinking in it.
Just tell me...do it scares you?
Laracna from Lord of the Rings
Aragorg from Harry Potter
Spider men from...spider man
Alright, the last one scares me a lot, but this doesn't count.
PS: yeah, I have nothing more to post, any problem?
Well, to finish the first week of the blog (yes, already the first week), I chose put one game, because was the only thing that I still didn't post (already posted a joke, a history, a music, a movie and a book)!
This game is called Minecraft, and he is very simple, you just need to be criative and survive the danger of the night.
To explain better, I'm putting this song about the game here, everything that the music says is true (yes, you can really do anything and ride a pig), but you can't fly alright?
Yeah, I know, it is subtitled in portuguese, but below you can see the lyric in english:
Woke up this morning on the beach,
Started walking, it's my regular routine.
I was on the search for some diamonds,hg
Let me tell you just what I've seen.
I saw...
a castle with a view, fields of bamboo,
guy from Kung Fu,
a giant screw,
a kangaroo,
some chicken stew,
and the woman who lived in a shoe.
I saw...
a white whale,
the holy grail,
Pirate ships without a sail,
air mail,
volcano fail,
pyramids not to scale,
and some things I should not go into detail.
You never know what you will find shaping a world that's in your mind.
See for yourself and walk with me
A world of wonder, a land of beauty. Across the mountains and over the sea
but I still haven't found any diamonds.
I've been walking around for miles,
still no diamonds to be found.
Maybe I should look underground.
I started digging a hole, drilling through dirt, then I fell through,
landed in some water. What have I gotten myself into?
I saw...
Lava lake near the core,
Kratos from God of War mushroom spore, liquor store,
statue of dumbledore.
Wooden shed with a bed, spiders and the undead, arrowhead, loaf of bread,
giant spool of golden thread.
I saw a sparkle in the dark.
I put my axe right through that mark.
At last found me some diamonds.
Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig!
