A Complex Person

Do you know a complex person?

With lots of "eX's"... hahaha

I just wanted to post it ;)... if you like it... you can buy a mug in here ;D

http://herbherthk.deviantart.com/art/Complex-Person-443535282

and other draws too...

Also, check my blog Nathistorietas (in spanish) ;)

http://nathistorietas.blogspot.com.br/

I updated it^^

see ya o/

The Night Lover

Just something I wanted to draw...

Do you the night lover? Or may be the lover who lives in the night...

Wallpapers for who is loving...

Well... I don't know if you know... but now I enjoy drawing.


I've made this two wallpapers that is also a kind of joke for the expressions...


I don't know if you are loving right now... but if you like it... fell free to use it ;)

Falling in Love:

Click here to see the image in full size

In Love:

Click here to see the image in full size

Also... this images remind me this music:


Well... that's all!

Tell your friends ;D

See ya o/

Philosophers

You can don't believe...But I'm much older than you imagine...


And a long time ago, I was hearing a discussion between philosophers about democracy.

That was really, really funny. Why? Because one of them was an idiot, and no one wanted to let him talk. That was when another guy said:


-I can don't agree with what you have to say. But I will defend your right to saying that, until the death.


And THAT'S when the other said that:

-Thank you very much. It was so nice you let me talk at last. What I wanted to say is that I am pretty sure that if only a group of few persons could take the control over the city, without letting anybody gives their opinion, we would grow really faster.

And here is were the first one has given his opinion about it:

-SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UP YOU SON OF BITCH! I LET YOU TALK! I LET YOU TALK! WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT, SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE...

blablabla, and he kept screaming for a long time after that, but the guards was carrying him out and we could no longer hear him.

Because of this reaction of our friend, everybody agreed with the idea of the guy who could keep calm and think about politic.


And that's our democracy ;)

The Awesome Spider Man

He can do ANYTHING
(Ele pode fazer qualquer coisa)


WARNING OF BAD WORDS
(AVISO DE PALAVRÕES)


Click to see the Vocabulary to see the post...
(Clique para ver o vocabulário para ver o post...)

Herbherth at Nowhere Land

One time I went to Nowhere Land, and do you know what I found there?

At first nothing...of course, but I started to walk to see if I could find something(let me be sincere, I was looking for the exit) and I found something...or should I say someone?

It was a kind of man, but he was very weird.

(maybe you should play it right now)

He was a real nowhere man, sitting in his Nowhere Land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody...

He didn't have points of view, he was a really sad creature...

Oh well, but he showed me the exit and I never saw him again =D


That's not quite all, but it's enough, bye o/


Vocabulary:

Think with me...

I think this is the beginning of a new serie...

The words underlined are on the vocabulary...

What a shame robots...


Vocabulary:

Ode to Chaplin

Some posts don't need to have vocabulary:

Ode to Chaplin(and the potato dance)


Vocabulary:

Let's read a picture...

Yeah, I haven't nothing to post, so, let's read a little... I can see with my little eye...

...the Federation of Animal Protection, of course...what else could be?

PS:I am an animal, please, come "protect" me!

PPS:No, I don't know what it means. Yes, I invented it.


Vocabulary:

Share is Important

Another strip from Cyanide and Happiness:

1º strip: Hey, Mister! Mister!

2º strip: Will you sell me your beer?

3º strip: I'm not selling my beer to you. That would be wrong.

5º strip: But I'll SHARE it with you

6º strip: SHARING


Vocabulary:

Meanwhile...in theater land!...4?

Hey, do you remember(have you ever seen) this serie?

No?

Check out:

1º episode!
Episode B
Coward's Episode

And today, lets the show begins:

In the middle way between the Lovely Princess and the Sexy Princess of the white palace...

Brave Knight - Hey, please, can you help me?

Coward Knight - WHAT? WHEN? WHO? I don't know you... I don't know HER! PLEASE, let me alone.

Brave Knight - What? You don't know...who? Wait, wait. Calm down. What happened?

Coward Knight - Some Scary, but I have to admit, also lovely, creature...tried to kill me!

Brave Knight - ...? Who? When? Where? Come with me and we will kill this terrible monster that can not keep living!

Coward Knight - NO!

Brave Knight - Why, my sir?

Coward Knight - I'm NOT your sir, and because I'm afraid of that girl.

Brave Knight - You are afraid of...that...GIRL? A girl? Serious?

Coward Knight - Why? Stop talking in this way...you are scaring me.

Brave Knight - I'm sorry. But I have to admit, some girls scare a lot when they are in those days...You should have seen my mother when I was a child, I'd rather kill a dragon than talk with her...hmm...I guess that I actually killed a dragon to don't talk with her...and because of this I became a knight and never more came back home...Tell me, how do you became a Knight?

Coward Knight - What is it matter for you? My family is rich and have a lot money and...

Brave Knight - MONEY!

Coward Knight - AAAAAA, It's your, It's your. Get everything. But don't kill me PLEASE!!!

Brave Knight - What? I won't kill you. HEY. COME BACK. YOU FORGOT SOME PAPERS HERE!...Jees, I just wanted to know what money is. Now what am I going to do just with these strange papers with numbers?

Somewhere distant

Coward Knight - Wow. That was almost. That man was a thief and didn't see. Now, where am I? It looks pretty much with...some scary place...

Me - Hey, Brave Knight. I know what you can do with those strange papers...give it to me =D

Vocabulary: 

Two and a half men!

Men men men, men men, men, men, men. Men men men, men men, men, men, men. MEEEEEEEN

Didn't understand? Watch:

Two and a half men theme song

YES, today I am going to talk about this serie that almost everyone loves.

But nothing important or relevant. I gonna just show you one picture that I did(alone, and I'm very proud about it) about the serie...and a phrase(theory) that one friend of mine liked that the famous Charles Harper talked.

Well, this is my image, feel free to get it if you liked, but please, don't remove the name of the blog x)

Yeah, I know...it's not AWESOME...but at least it is original.

And what do you think about the hottest girls? They can reject any guy? NO. You are wrong if you think it. Why? Do you have courage to flirt with those girls? If you said no, you are the most. And 'cause this she thinks that no one likes her.

Because of it she wouldn't reject a lot of guys, because, man, she is hot, but she doesn't know it.

Don't let her knows and go ahead.

The most interesting is that my friend that liked this, is a girl.

See ya.

Vocabulary:

I knew somepeople similar...

Serious! I really knew some people similar...

From Cyanide and Happiness...

1º strip: Guess who just got a new, hot, young boyfriend!

2º strip: Ugh, again with the whole cougar thing? You're not STILL going after high school boys, are you?

3º strip: No, no, no... He's not a teenager...

4º strip: yet.


...

Vocabulary:

One joke...

...based on the first book:

My friend- Hey, have you already done the lessons?

Me- No, I don't do lessons anymore, why did you still do?

My friend- What do you mean with "why did you still do"? Why don't YOU do?

Me- Because there is no sense keep doing it, it's finished.

My friend- I didn't understand.

Me- Man, this are lessons. They are made to do a little less each day. Because it they are called LESSons!

My friend- What? This is...This is...This actually makes sense...

Me- Of course it does.

My friend- Right, I'm stopping now.

Me- What? You can't!

My friend-Why not?

Me- This is not called STOPSUDDENLYon, this is called LESSon, you need to decrease each day untill stop.

My friend- I hate you! You know that, right?

Me- Right!


Vocabulary:

Herbherth Through the Looking Glass

Yeah, can you believe? I also went through the looking glass.

Image from the book

My friend- You went through...WHAT?

A looking glass, don't you know what is a looking glass? It's a mirror.

My friend- Yes...I do know what is a looking glass, but what do you mean when you say that you went through a FUCKING MIRROR?

What? Did you never read the book?

My friend- Book? What book?

THIS book (I'm showing him this book)

My friend- Hmmmm...Yes, now I understood

At last...

My friend- Wow! That should have been awesome!

Yes, it was. Now can I tell them about my adventure?

My friend- Of course...why not?

Thank you, now, people, It was...

My friend- And I want to know about it too.

Yeah, I know, how I was saying, it was...

My friend- This should be one of the good stories

Yeah, why don't you shut up and discover it?

My friend- I'm sorry

No problems. Well, that was awesome people, you will never believe in what I saw...

My friend- I can bet not.

SHUT UP

My friend- Sorry, sorry, sorry...

Why did I invite you to came here?

My friend- I don't know, but I'm so glad that you did it.

That was a rhetorical question.

My friend- Sorry again, that was the last time...

I can bet(not)

My  friend- I swear.

Who?

My friend- What?

Nothing.

My friend- Oh

How I was trying to say, it was the most wonderful things that I ever saw...

My friend- Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, hahahahahahahahah

What? What now?

My friend- I understood, swear who? Hahahahahaha. That was funny

Good that you under...

My friend- Ok, ok, so, I promise.

Great. Now can I?

My friend- Of course.

The country through the looking glass wasn't the wonderland, but was wonderful

My friend- Why don't you say mirror instead looking glass?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT! CAN I TALK PLEASE?

My friend- Sorry, sorry...

Great, now I gonna try to talk a little faster because...

My friend- OH MY GOD

WHAT?

My friend- OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

WHAT? What's happening?

My friend- The post is ending and you still don't post anything!

...

My friend- Quickly! Tell us something.

I hate you

My friend- No times for jokes, run, run, run.

It wasn't a joke. Now...Can you leave here?

My friend- What?

LEAVE HERE NOW!

My friend- Ok. Ok. I'm going, after I will read this on the blog, no problem...

NOW

My friend- I'm not here anymore.

At last, a little of peace. Sometimes I ask myself why is he my friend...But now I can tell you what I saw. And it was wonderful, it was amazing, it was just unbelievable. What I saw was...[no space left]



Vocabulary:

Game of Life

Who used to play this game, knows that this is true in the game of life(in both meanings)

Greed: Because he who dies with the most sutff, wins.

I'm fighting to win this game, and you?

Only a joke, see ya o/

Vocabulary:

Hey, I have an idea!

This image is not mine, but is funny anyway =)

Ideas: Always seem good at the begining

Me: But it really WAS a good idea  )=


Vocabulary:

I was at Aperture Science!!!

Hey, I already found Aperture Science!

If you don't know what is Aperture Science, I recommend to look >>>here<<< again!

Was pretty funny the place...A little in the middle of nothing, but a good place, anyway.

Unfortunately, I didn't find the portal gun, but I found a teleportation machine...

I don't know why(something about the kind of my skin), the machine didn't work so fine with me and I almost die...

Now I'm writing it from some strange place, because I really was teleported, and I have no idea about where  I am...

So...PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE, HEEEEEEELP ME!!!

Where should be my men now? I can bet that they are looking for Glados...these men are crazy.

PS: there are a lot of internal jokes about the game portal(and the game portal 2 too), to understand, look for more informations about the game, or just play it =)

Vocabulary:

Meanwhile...in theater land!...3

This is almost a soap opera!

Theater Land 1 - Click Here
Theater Land 2 - Click Here

Lovely Princess - I think I need to be more energetic...

Coward Knight is passing.

Lovely Princess - Hey, Coward Knight, come here, did someone already say how handsome you are?

Coward Knight - Who is there? How do you know my name? Where are you? Are you going to kill me? And yes, actually my mother already said it.

Lovely Princess - Calm down Coward Knight, I'm here to help you.

Coward Knight - Help me? How are you supposed to help me?

Lovely Princess - Come here...And you will see what you never saw before.

Coward Knight - If I never saw before I'd rather keep never seeing it. I'm afraid that it could scares me.

Lovely Princess - Are you scared of be scared? This doesn't even make sense!

Coward Knight - Oh, why are you so aggressive with me? I'm scared of you. Bye!

Lovely Princess - No! Wait! Please, come back, I only wanted to have a man...is it ask so much?




Me - For you? Yes, you aren't lovely at all!

Vocabulary:

Meanwhile...in theater land!...2

Hey, Did you watch the theater land post 1? No? See now!



Meanwhile...in theater land!...second act.

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princess of the white palace, Where are you?

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Uhuuul, here I am brave man.

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princess of the white palace, I love you, please, be mine!

Sexy Princess of the white palace - I'm what you want to, if, of course, you have the money for it.

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princess of the white palace, what is this money that you talked about. Please, tell me and I will kill dragons for get it for my true love.

Sexy Princess of the white palace - You don't know what is money?

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princ...

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Please! STOP IT!

Brave Knight - Stop what? Oh sexy Prin...

Sexy Princess of the white palace - IT! Stop say my whole name in each phrase, I hate it!

Brave Knight - And, what do my princess like?

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Money!

Brave Knight - I'm afraid I don't know what this word means

Sexy Princess of the white palace - And neither sex with a princess too, right?

Brave Knight - I don't understand.

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Just...Just get away. The Coward Knight is coming for his daily..."therapy". Come on. Move on. Go. Go. Go.

Brave Knight - ...



Me: what will happen after? Will the Brave Knight go back to his Lovely Princess? Will the Lovely Princess be waiting for him? Will the Coward Knight have money? Will the Lovely Princess join in their party? All this and more in the next...Theater!


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