You've got a friend in me - Randy Newman(disney)

A long time since the last music...:

You've got a friend in me - Randy Newman

You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles from your nice and warm bed.
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
Yeah, you've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You got troubles, then I got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
If we stick together we can see it through
'Cause you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me

Now some other folks might
Be a little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too. Maybe
But none of them will ever love you
The way I do
Just me and you, boy

And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see, it's our destiny
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me

Bonus video:

"Amigo estou aqui ;)"

Vocabulary:

Herbherth at Nowhere Land

One time I went to Nowhere Land, and do you know what I found there?

At first nothing...of course, but I started to walk to see if I could find something(let me be sincere, I was looking for the exit) and I found something...or should I say someone?

It was a kind of man, but he was very weird.

(maybe you should play it right now)

He was a real nowhere man, sitting in his Nowhere Land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody...

He didn't have points of view, he was a really sad creature...

Oh well, but he showed me the exit and I never saw him again =D


That's not quite all, but it's enough, bye o/


Vocabulary:

Think with me...

I think this is the beginning of a new serie...

The words underlined are on the vocabulary...

What a shame robots...


Vocabulary:

Ode to Chaplin

Some posts don't need to have vocabulary:

Ode to Chaplin(and the potato dance)


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Herbherth on Hogwarts(or near it)

OMG, It's too many H's

Well, can you believe? I found it!

I was going to london by ship, and found a huge castle, I needed to see what was that.

I went to a city that was near the castle, to ask about...

The city, to tell you the truth, was quite strange, there were somethings there that I never saw before(and now, I wonder if what I saw even was possible), for example, there were some candles flying!

And I'm sure that I saw two brooms racing...

Anyway, when I asked about the castle they thought that was strange someone doesn't know what the castle was, and so they asked what kind of wizard was I...and so I said: Wizard? I'm not a wizard. I'm a pirate.

And then, they said: Pirate? You will never find Hogwarts again Pirate!!!

And I saw a great light, and woke up on my ship, in what seemed the same place than before but...without any buildings...


And that was how I find Hogwarts(or almost it)...


Bye


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The Beatles - All Together Now

This should have been the first music, because this music is exactly to learn the basic in english, and how this music is very easy, I am going to talk about it a little.

The Beatles did this music because they wanted the whole world singing with them(because of it, they did a version where they "sing" the chorus in a lot of languages[look at the end of the post]), so, they used an easy english =).

Right, no more talks. The music:

The Beatles - All Together Now

One, two, three, four,
Can I have a little more,
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
I love you.
A, B, C, D,
Can I bring my friend to tea,
E, F, G, H, I, J,
I love you.
Bom bom bom bom-pa bom
Sail the ship bom-pa bom
Chop the tree bom-pa bom
Skip the rope bom-pa bom
Look at me.
All together now, all together now,
All together now, all together now,
Black, white, green, red,
Can I take my friend to bed,
Pink, brown, yellow, orange, and blue,
I love you.
All together now, all together now,
All together now, all together now,
Bom bom bom bom-pa bom
Sail the ship bom-pa bom
Chop the tree bom-pa bom
Skip the rope bom-pa bom
Look at me.
All together now, all together now,
All together now, all together now,
All together now, all together now, all together now,
All together now, all together now,
All together now!

Version from the movie Yellow Submarine:

See ya o/



Vocabulary:

Clockwork Orange

WARNING: This post is going to talk about a movie(and book) that have obscene language, violent acts, and sex.
(AVISO: Este post vai falar sobre um filme[e livro] que tem linguagem obscena, atos violentos, e sexo.)

If you don't want to keep reading, DON'T click in "See the Vocabulary"
(Se você não quer continuar lendo, NÃO clique em "See the Vocbulary")

But, if you see no problem click in "See the Vocabulary" and read the rest.
(Mas, se você não vê problemas clique em "See the Vocabulary" e leia o resto)

Click below to read the post:
(Clique abaixo para ler o post:)

I knew Jack Sparrow

With the movie I think is a good time to tell you about when I knew Jack Sparrow

Yeah, some time ago, I was going to my secret island, get some of my...stuff.

And when I arrived there I found my...house...opened.

You can't imagine my surprise when I saw my...door...opened. Because it was very well hiden.

Well...I am a very polite person, so, I immediately started to look for the thieves to ask them how did they found my secret rum room house, and after this kill them.

But instead it, I found only one drunk man that neither could stand up, almost dying.

I resolved to help him...and I regret it till now.

After some time, this stupid man came back to my island, and now with a bitch...that...just...burned...ALL MY RUM STUFF!

Man...I didn't believe in it...why do women do things so stupid? I hate them, and if someday I face with them again, I will...KILL THEM!!!

Don't you believe too? So I think you should watch it:

Why??? WHY????? WHY THE RUM???? KILL MY MOTHER BUT DON'T TOUCH ON THE RUM!!!

See ya..


Vocabulary:

My favorite movie about Alice

How I said before(did I?), Alice in wonderland has a lot of movies, but my favorite movie is one from 1999.

In my opinion, this is the best adaptation from a book ever!
Really, this is worthy, I've never seen speeches so similar to the book. There are times that I remember exactly what is written in the book. And the parts where she is in wonderland and she is through the looking glass is very clearly different.

Of course, still there are parts that are completely different of the book(like the end), but I think that even these were awesome.

And the effects, for 1999 are fantastic!

Really, watch this movie, here a little trailer for you:

And just for you know, Alice has so many movies, that there is also a pornographic version of the book(from 1976), feel free to look for =D, hahahahha(I just know about this movie because I read about all the movies).

Yeah, I think that the trailer said all...bye o/


Vocabulary:

Alice through the looking glass

Yeah, a lot of people don't know, but Alice has two books.

"The JabberWocky" is a poem nonsense in the book illustrated by this picture, you can read clicking here.

(PS: don't try to understand, this is only possible reading the book)

And because it I don't like the movies, because most of them mix both stories, but are totally different stories, for example, Tweedledum and Tweedledee are characters from the second book...

So, the second story you probably don't know, Looking glass, if you still didn't see the vocabulary, means mirror.
In this book Alice goes to a weird world, where flowers can speak, and the most important, the world is like a big chessboard(and Alice is a pawn).

The story is very simple, she just walks along the chapter 'till last square of the board and becomes a queen, but what happen before and after this is surprise ;)

This is one of my favorite books, I recommend, in special if you love chess or crazy stories ;)


See ya o/



Vocabulary:

Alice in Wonderland Theme by Danny Elfman

I love the musics of this man, all is always AWESOME

And here the music that he did for Alice in wonderland:

Alice Theme by Danny Elfman

Oh, Alice, dear where have you been?
So near, so far, so in-between
What have you heard? What have you seen?
Alice! Alice! Please, Alice!

Oh, tell us, are you big or small?
To try this one or try them all
It's such a long, long way to fall
Alice! Alice! Oh, Alice!

How can you know this way not that?
You choose the door, you choose the path
Perhaps you should be coming back
Another day, another day
And nothing is quite what is seems
You're dreaming! You're dreaming! Oh, Alice!

Oh, how will you find your way?
Oh, how will you find your way?

No time for tears today. No time for tears today.
No time for tears today. No time for tears today.

So many doors, how did you choose?
So much to gain, so much to lose
So many things got in your way
No time today, no time today
Be careful not to lose your head
Remember what the Dormouse said, Alice!

Did someone pull you by the hand?
How many miles to Wonderland?
Please tell us so we'll understand
Alice! Alice! Oh, Alice!

Oh, how will you find you way?
Oh, how will you find you way?

Vocabulary:

Book: Alice's adventures in wonderland

I didn't post any book here a long time.

But now, I gonna talk about one that I most like. This book is easy to learn english, I'm talking about "Alice's adventures in wonderland" or just "Alice in wonderland".

All these characters really exist in the book...Yes, there is a griffo in the book(and a turtle that cries)

This book was written by Lewis Carrol (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson) in 1865, and since then there are a lot of movies about this story (nowadays, 21 movies, you can watch the first version(black and white and with only 10 minutes) clicking here)

But unfortunately, only the movies made by Disney became famous(two cartoons[both are the same, but the second is a little better drawn or painted, I don't know] and the newest movie with Johnny Depp). But I gonna talk about my favorite movie next week, today I'm talking about the book.

First of all, forget the movie, in special the last one, I was very sad because they neither changed the name of the movie to a better one, like "Alice after ten years" or "Alice is back to wonderland", but put the name of the book...

I hated this...

But the cartoon was not bad at all, the beginning was very similar to the book, but the middle and the end weren't.

Well, everybody knows the story of alice, 'cause it I gonna talk only why to read the book.
Of course, everybody knows too that the book ALWAYS is better than any movie, and is great to train your english, because there are jokes that you only understand reading in english.

There are a lot of other curious facts about Alice, but I will talk about it along these two weeks, yeah, these weeks are going to be all about Alice, See ya =D


Vocabulary:

Meanwhile...in theater land!...2

Hey, Did you watch the theater land post 1? No? See now!



Meanwhile...in theater land!...second act.

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princess of the white palace, Where are you?

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Uhuuul, here I am brave man.

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princess of the white palace, I love you, please, be mine!

Sexy Princess of the white palace - I'm what you want to, if, of course, you have the money for it.

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princess of the white palace, what is this money that you talked about. Please, tell me and I will kill dragons for get it for my true love.

Sexy Princess of the white palace - You don't know what is money?

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princ...

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Please! STOP IT!

Brave Knight - Stop what? Oh sexy Prin...

Sexy Princess of the white palace - IT! Stop say my whole name in each phrase, I hate it!

Brave Knight - And, what do my princess like?

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Money!

Brave Knight - I'm afraid I don't know what this word means

Sexy Princess of the white palace - And neither sex with a princess too, right?

Brave Knight - I don't understand.

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Just...Just get away. The Coward Knight is coming for his daily..."therapy". Come on. Move on. Go. Go. Go.

Brave Knight - ...



Me: what will happen after? Will the Brave Knight go back to his Lovely Princess? Will the Lovely Princess be waiting for him? Will the Coward Knight have money? Will the Lovely Princess join in their party? All this and more in the next...Theater!


Vocabulary:

Meanwhile...in theater land!

Meanwhile...in theater land!


Brave Knight - Oh, Lovely Princess, where are you? Please show me once again your angelic face.

Lovely Princess - Oh, Brave Knight, Here I am, crying because I can not be with you.

Brave Knight - Oh, Lovely Princess, Please Do not cry, why do you say that you can not be with me?

Lovely Princess - Oh, Brave Knight, My aunt dislikes your great-grandmother because of a dress.

Brave Knight - Oh, Lovely Princess, I will buy a dress for your aunt, if is it that you wish.

Lovely Princess - Oh, Brave Knight, She is dead

Brave Knight - What?

Lovely Princess - I said: Oh, Brave Knight, She is dead

Brave Knight - And my great-grandmother that she used to dislike?

Lovely Princess - Oh, Brave Knight, I am afraid that she is also dead.

Brave Knight - And you can't stay with me...because of some dead people?

Lovely Princess - Oh, Brave Knight, Why are you speaking so uncivilized with me?

Brave Knight - Shut up, I don't need it, the sexy princess of the white palace is free, bye! I hope never more see you again.

Lovely Princess - Shit! Not again.



Me: Exciting!

Vocabulary:

Are you afraid of spiders?

Are you afraid of spiders?

I was wondering...There are so many people that are afraid of spiders, and 'cause this there are a lot of monsters in movies, games and books that is not but a giant spider...but I never knew nobody that was afraid of spiders...

...the nearer that I found were people that were afraid of insects, all kinds of insects.

I think that would be much scarier a giant clown...or a giant mother-in-law...


Jees...I became scared only thinking in it.

Just tell me...do it scares you?

Laracna from Lord of the Rings

Aragorg from Harry Potter

Spider men from...spider man

Alright, the last one scares me a lot, but this doesn't count.

PS: yeah, I have nothing more to post, any problem?

Vocabulary:

English mode = off

I'm sorry to put a portuguese video here, but this is really awesome, I'm used to doing some videos on youtube talking about minecraft, and someone did a video to me...look:

Thanks Willbordy =)


Vocabulary:

Water for Elephants

Right, I discover this yesterday, and I didn't believe!

Who knows me, knows that I love the book "Water for Elephants" and I say ever than possible that this is the best book ever!

Well, yesterday I discover that there is a movie!!!

Here is the trailer:

And how there are some people from the site "skoob" reading it, I will do a brief description of the book:

The book tells the history of a man that gave up of the college and, maybe by fate, started to work in a circus...
In the circus, he should take care of the animals, and the owner of the circus bought an elephant useless, that was very stupid.
Between other things, he needs to teach this elephant, and fall in love for a stripper.

I don't want to talk more about it to don't spoil the book, but I will only say that I loved this book because he shows the dark side of the circus.

It is a great book to read!!!

Well, see you =)

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