Yeah, some time ago, I was going to my secret island, get some of my...stuff.
And when I arrived there I found my...house...opened.
You can't imagine my surprise when I saw my...door...opened. Because it was very well hiden.
Well...I am a very polite person, so, I immediately started to look for the thieves to ask them how did they found my secret rum room house, and after this kill them.
But instead it, I found only one drunk man that neither could stand up, almost dying.
I resolved to help him...and I regret it till now.
After some time, this stupid man came back to my island, and now with a bitch...that...just...burned...ALL MY RUM STUFF!
Man...I didn't believe in it...why do women do things so stupid? I hate them, and if someday I face with them again, I will...KILL THEM!!!
Don't you believe too? So I think you should watch it:
Why??? WHY????? WHY THE RUM???? KILL MY MOTHER BUT DON'T TOUCH ON THE RUM!!!
See ya..
Vocabulary:
- tell - contar
- about - sobre
- knew - conheci
- going - indo
- island - ilha
- get - pegar
- stuff - coisas
- arrived - cheguei
- found - achei
- opened - aberta
- saw - vi
- hiden - escondido
- polite - educada
- look for - procurar
- thieves - ladrões
- ask - perguntar
- kill - matar
- instead - ao invés
- drunk - bêbado
- neither - nem
- stand up - ficar de pé
- dying - morrendo
- regret - arrepender
- came back - voltou
- bitch - a tradução literal é "cadela", mas é popularmente usado a referencias degradantes ao sexo feminino(prostitutas ou pior) - ESQUEÇA QUE VOCÊ VIU ISSO AQUI!!!
- burned - queimou
- hate - odeio
- face - encarar
- KILL - MATAR
- should - deveria
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