6.29.2011

John Lennon - Imagine

A classic that I don't know why I didn't post before:

John Lennon - Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say
I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day
You'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say,
I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day
You'll join us
And the world will live as one

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This is a special and also popular video about the serie known as Glee, I don't watch this serie(actually, I only watched that video) but I liked a lot of it:




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6.27.2011

Herbherth found a giant cockroach!

Yeah, can you believe? I just find giant things...I'm starting to think that I'm the little one on this story.

Yeah, Wasn't that!
I was wandering in São Paulo, when suddenly I saw a lot of ladies running, and screaming, and fleeing of a restaurant.

When I got near to see what was happening, I saw a giant cockroach.

I was already getting my sword to kill it, when I noticed that it looks sad.

So I asked: "Are you okay?"

And to my surprise...it didn't talk...yeah, it was a surprise, because this world is so nonsense that I thought every animal strange could talk.

But the cockroach shaked the head doing a "no". To me it was enough.

I asked her(I think was her) to follow me, and I bring us to out of the city, where I told her about a great place that I think she would enjoy a lot.

Unfortunately there are giant worms there, but I don't think that it will be problem to a giant cockroach!


And there are women that are afraid of cockroach...I spoke with one that was bigger than me, and it was very nice! (Cof cof my english teacher cof cof...)


That's all folks!

Bye


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6.24.2011

Share is Important

Another strip from Cyanide and Happiness:


1º strip: Hey, Mister! Mister!

2º strip: Will you sell me your beer?

3º strip: I'm not selling my beer to you. That would be wrong.

5º strip: But I'll SHARE it with you

6º strip: SHARING


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6.23.2011

It's My Life - Bon Jovi

Well, two musics this week...enjoy ;)

It's My Life - Bon Jovi

This ain't a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for faith-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud.

CHORUS:
It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life.

This is for the ones who stood their ground
For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
Tomorrow's getting hard make no mistake
Luck ain't even lucky
Got to make your owns breaks.

CHORUS:
It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life.

Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down.

CHORUS:
It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life.

It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life.


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6.22.2011

Paint it Black - Rolling Stones

Nothing to say...

Paint it Black - Rolling Stones


I see a red door and
I want to paint it black
No colors anymore
I want them to turn black

I see the girls walk by dressed
In their summer clothes
I have to turn my head
Until my darkness goes

I see a line of cars
And they're all painted black
With flowers and my love
Both never to come back

I see people turn their heads
And quickly look away
Like a new born baby
It just happens ev'ry day

I look inside myself
And see my heart is black
I see my red door
And it has been painted black

Maybe then I'll fade away
And not have to face the facts
It's not easy facin' up
When your whole world is black

No more will my green sea
Go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee
This thing happening to you

If I look hard enough
Into the settin' sun
My love will laugh with me
Before the mornin' comes

I see a red door and
I want to paint it black
No colors anymore
I want them to turn black

I see the girls walk by dressed
In their summer blouse
I have to turn my head
Until my darkness goes

I wanna see it painted
Painted black
Black as night
Black as coal

I wanna see the sun
Blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted
Painted black
Yeah!


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6.21.2011

My day-to-day

This is a log...so I imagine that I can write my day-to-day here, rigth?

No? Shut up and read...this is mine! I can do anything here...

Hmmm...Let me see...I have a new friend now...he lives in my mouth...he is a tooth...

...

...

It's HURTING D=

This gave me a toothache that I won't forget(ask me tomorrow...I won't remember...)

Oh, Yes, I was forgetting.
I won't do posts everyday anymore...

Why?

I really enjoyed do it, but I'm changing my life, so I won't have so much time as I had

But don't worry, the blog won't die...I recommend you to subscribe by e-mail to receive...an e-mail...when I post.
How can you do it?
Look below, on the bottom, there are some buttons that you can think interesting.

Oh, Yeah...If you already are my friend in some site like twitter, facebook, orkut, etc. I will post also there when I post =)

If you aren't, please, send an invite to me, I would enjoy be your friend =)

And if you are, you still can subscribe by e-mail xD


Bye... See you =)


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6.20.2011

Herbherth versus Samurais

A long, long time ago. In somewhere far, far away. There was one guy, that could defeat anyone, anything, anytime. He was indestructible. He killed dragons and some monsters that the world hadn't time enough to know. And one day, he fought against samurais.

This is a great story...



...But I won't talk about it today. Today I gonna talk about me fighting against samurais...

How it happened? I don't know. I don't remember. I guess I hit my head too strong.

But I am almost sure that I fought against samurais...at least I woke up in some place very similar with where some one can find them.

There were a lot of strange people, talking some strange language, and writting some codes super complex that I think that no one can understand...

But I didn't see any samurai, I can bet that I defeated all of them!



My Friend: We went to Liberdade and you slipped on a banana...
Me: Shut Up!

PS: No! I wasn't talking about Samurai Jack in the beginning of the post. I just thought in it when I talked about samurais.


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6.17.2011

Meanwhile...in theater land!...4?

Hey, do you remember(have you ever seen) this serie?

No?

Check out:

1º episode!
Episode B
Coward's Episode

And today, lets the show begins:

In the middle way between the Lovely Princess and the Sexy Princess of the white palace...

Brave Knight - Hey, please, can you help me?

Coward Knight - WHAT? WHEN? WHO? I don't know you... I don't know HER! PLEASE, let me alone.

Brave Knight - What? You don't know...who? Wait, wait. Calm down. What happened?

Coward Knight - Some Scary, but I have to admit, also lovely, creature...tried to kill me!

Brave Knight - ...? Who? When? Where? Come with me and we will kill this terrible monster that can not keep living!

Coward Knight - NO!

Brave Knight - Why, my sir?

Coward Knight - I'm NOT your sir, and because I'm afraid of that girl.

Brave Knight - You are afraid of...that...GIRL? A girl? Serious?

Coward Knight - Why? Stop talking in this way...you are scaring me.

Brave Knight - I'm sorry. But I have to admit, some girls scare a lot when they are in those days...You should have seen my mother when I was a child, I'd rather kill a dragon than talk with her...hmm...I guess that I actually killed a dragon to don't talk with her...and because of this I became a knight and never more came back home...Tell me, how do you became a Knight?

Coward Knight - What is it matter for you? My family is rich and have a lot money and...

Brave Knight - MONEY!

Coward Knight - AAAAAA, It's your, It's your. Get everything. But don't kill me PLEASE!!!

Brave Knight - What? I won't kill you. HEY. COME BACK. YOU FORGOT SOME PAPERS HERE!...Jees, I just wanted to know what money is. Now what am I going to do just with these strange papers with numbers?

Somewhere distant

Coward Knight - Wow. That was almost. That man was a thief and didn't see. Now, where am I? It looks pretty much with...some scary place...


Me - Hey, Brave Knight. I know what you can do with those strange papers...give it to me =D



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6.16.2011

Do you like ghoti?

Some weeks ago, I was doing a test, and saw this text:


Well, if you can't read the text above, there is this below:

A professor at Cambridge University once declared: "I hold firmly to the belief...that no one can tell how to pronunce an english word unless he has at some time or other heard it."
He was undoubtedly referring to the absurdities of the english spelling system, where a combination of letters like ough can produce different words all with different pronunciations: borough, bough, cough, dough, enough and through; even more incredible is a sound normally associated with the letters sh, as in fish can be spelt in at least 10 other ways: anxious, brochure, conscious, crucial, mansion, moustache, nation, ocean, passion, tissue. Such a ridiculous spelling system led the playwright George Bernad Shaw to suggest that the word FISH could in fact easily be spelt GHOTI: GH as in enough; O as in women and TI as in nation!

Hey, here something that perhaps can help you:

Try to search for Ghoti there ;)

Now, at last, you can say that english is not as easy as everybody is used to say. Good bye.

PS:I didn't translate some words because the text used only to show you the sounds. ;)
PPS:Use howjsay to listen(or even google translator).

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6.15.2011

The Beatles - All Together Now

This should have been the first music, because this music is exactly to learn the basic in english, and how this music is very easy, I am going to talk about it a little.

The Beatles did this music because they wanted the whole world singing with them(because of it, they did a version where they "sing" the chorus in a lot of languages[look at the end of the post]), so, they used an easy english =).

Right, no more talks. The music:

The Beatles - All Together Now

One, two, three, four,
Can I have a little more,
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
I love you.
A, B, C, D,
Can I bring my friend to tea,
E, F, G, H, I, J,
I love you.
Bom bom bom bom-pa bom
Sail the ship bom-pa bom
Chop the tree bom-pa bom
Skip the rope bom-pa bom
Look at me.
All together now, all together now,
All together now, all together now,
Black, white, green, red,
Can I take my friend to bed,
Pink, brown, yellow, orange, and blue,
I love you.
All together now, all together now,
All together now, all together now,
Bom bom bom bom-pa bom
Sail the ship bom-pa bom
Chop the tree bom-pa bom
Skip the rope bom-pa bom
Look at me.
All together now, all together now,
All together now, all together now,
All together now, all together now, all together now,
All together now, all together now,
All together now!



Version from the movie Yellow Submarine:

See ya o/



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6.14.2011

Two and a half men!

Men men men, men men, men, men, men. Men men men, men men, men, men, men. MEEEEEEEN
Didn't understand? Watch:

Two and a half men theme song

YES, today I am going to talk about this serie that almost everyone loves.

But nothing important or relevant. I gonna just show you one picture that I did(alone, and I'm very proud about it) about the serie...and a phrase(theory) that one friend of mine liked that the famous Charles Harper talked.

Well, this is my image, feel free to get it if you liked, but please, don't remove the name of the blog x)


Yeah, I know...it's not AWESOME...but at least it is original.

And what do you think about the hottest girls? They can reject any guy? NO. You are wrong if you think it. Why? Do you have courage to flirt with those girls? If you said no, you are the most. And 'cause this she thinks that no one likes her.

Because of it she wouldn't reject a lot of guys, because, man, she is hot, but she doesn't know it.

Don't let her knows and go ahead.

The most interesting is that my friend that liked this, is a girl.

See ya.


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6.13.2011

The Beetles

Hey, one day, some time ago(not so long), I found a land with giant Beetles!!!

That land was (nasty) awesome.
Imagine a place where there are giant bugs capable of talking.

And I don't know why, but all of them were good musicians...


Well, but I didn't tell you the coolest.
They let you ride on their backs =D
YES, imagine you...riding a beetle.

I already told it to my friend, but he misunderstood me and did a new kind of car...called new beetle...

But believe me, new beetle is a bull shit when compared with riding a beetle =D (They can fly)


That's all for today, bye o/


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6.10.2011

I knew somepeople similar...

Serious! I really knew some people similar...




1º strip: Guess who just got a new, hot, young boyfriend!

2º strip: Ugh, again with the whole cougar thing? You're not STILL going after high school boys, are you?

3º strip: No, no, no... He's not a teenager...

4º strip: yet.


...


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6.09.2011

Musics that I hate!

Let's talk about musical tastes...


Well, musical taste is something very personal, because of this I am not going to talk about the musics that I dislike, but there are some musics that is not music, and about those that I gonna talk.

No, really, how someone can like of musics that is only noises, repeating in a annoying way, that talk about girls with a big ass or any other thing related to sex...?

What happened with the musics that were art? What happened with the musics that wanted to transmit feelings?

Good times when bad musics, were rocks like "All you need is love".


If Beethoven were alive, he would die.


No bad feelings between us if you like bad music xD. See ya.


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6.08.2011

Mambo Number 5

Here, a classic:

Mambo Number 5

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on
Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

And jump and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

I do all
To fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and my gonna touch the sky

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man


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6.07.2011

Clockwork Orange

WARNING: This post is going to talk about a movie(and book) that have obscene language, violent acts, and sex.
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6.06.2011

I knew Jack Sparrow

With the movie I think is a good time to tell you about when I knew Jack Sparrow


Yeah, some time ago, I was going to my secret island, get some of my...stuff.

And when I arrived there I found my...house...opened.

You can't imagine my surprise when I saw my...door...opened. Because it was very well hiden.

Well...I am a very polite person, so, I immediately started to look for the thieves to ask them how did they found my secret rum room house, and after this kill them.
But instead it, I found only one drunk man that neither could stand up, almost dying.

I resolved to help him...and I regret it till now.

After some time, this stupid man came back to my island, and now with a bitch...that...just...burned...ALL MY RUM STUFF!

Man...I didn't believe in it...why do women do things so stupid? I hate them, and if someday I face with them again, I will...KILL THEM!!!


Don't you believe too? So I think you should watch it:


Why??? WHY????? WHY THE RUM???? KILL MY MOTHER BUT DON'T TOUCH ON THE RUM!!!

See ya..


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6.03.2011

One joke...

...based on the first book:

My friend- Hey, have you already done the lessons?

Me- No, I don't do lessons anymore, why did you still do?

My friend- What do you mean with "why did you still do"? Why don't YOU do?

Me- Because there is no sense keep doing it, it's finished.

My friend- I didn't understand.

Me- Man, this are lessons. They are made to do a little less each day. Because it they are called LESSons!

My friend- What? This is...This is...This actually makes sense...

Me- Of course it does.

My friend- Right, I'm stopping now.

Me- What? You can't!

My friend-Why not?

Me- This is not called STOPSUDDENLYon, this is called LESSon, you need to decrease each day untill stop.

My friend- I hate you! You know that, right?

Me- Right!


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6.02.2011

Curious facts about Alice...

Did you know...

That Alice was based in a real child called Alice Liddell?

The original book was called "Alice's Adventures Underground" and that was written only for the Liddell child?

The pictures that nowadays can be found on the book are the same then when was published for the first time(and they were drawn by a Carroll's friend)?

Lewis Carroll is the latin translation of Charles Lutwidge, that is the name of the autor(Lewis = Lutwidge and Carroll = Charles)?

The hatter was crazy because on the date there was an expression that said "mad as a hatter" because the glue used by hatters possibly made them crazy?

The book has more than 20 adaptations for movies?

The book has more than one pornographic version for TV?

Most of the characters have a reason to exist?

The real Alice had dark hair and a short fringe?

The Hatter is in both books, though they are different stories?


Did you know?

Want to know more?

Read the book ;)

Tomorrow is my last post about alice, I swear.





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6.01.2011

Avril Lavigne - Alice

Well, I'm not a fan of Avril Lavigne, but this week is all about Alice, and she did a song about it, soooo:

Avril Lavigne - Alice


Tripping out
Spinning around
I'm underground
I fell down
yeah, I fell down

I'm freaking out
So, where am I now?
Upside down
And I can't stop it now
It can't stop me now
oooh Oooooh Oooohhh

oooh Oooooh Oooohhh
I'll get by
oooh Oooooh Oooohhh
I'll survive
When the world's crashing down
When I fall and hit the ground
I will turn myself around
Don't you try to stop me
oooh Oooooh Oooohhh
I won't cry

I found myself
In Wonderland
Get back on
My feet again

Is this real?
Is it pretend?
I'll take a stand
Until the end

oooh Oooooh Oooohhh
I'll get by
oooh Oooooh Oooohhh
I'll survive
When the world's crushing down
When I fall and hit the ground
I will turn myself around
Don't you try to stop me
oooh Oooooh Oooohhh
I won't cry

oooh Oooooh Oooohhh
I'll get by
oooh Oooooh Oooohhh
I'll survive
When the world's crushing down
When I fall and hit the ground
I will turn myself around
Don't you try to stop me
oooh Oooooh Oooohhh
And I won't cry


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