THANK YOU!

HEY, do you know what day is tomorrow?

1 MONTH ALIVE \o/

AND, because of this, in this weekend, I intend to change the visual of the blog...because a lot of people said that is not so fine...

SO, please, give me ideas, I want more participation in the blog, I really wanna listen(read) requests, opinions, and whatever, not only about this weekend, but in the whole blog =)



And help to divulge the blog =D, use your twitter, orkut, facebook, msn, mouth, mommy, phone, friends, dog, whatever, let's do it grow o/

See you next week with a new visual =D.

Bye-bye.


Vocabulary:

Meanwhile...in theater land!...2

Hey, Did you watch the theater land post 1? No? See now!



Meanwhile...in theater land!...second act.

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princess of the white palace, Where are you?

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Uhuuul, here I am brave man.

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princess of the white palace, I love you, please, be mine!

Sexy Princess of the white palace - I'm what you want to, if, of course, you have the money for it.

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princess of the white palace, what is this money that you talked about. Please, tell me and I will kill dragons for get it for my true love.

Sexy Princess of the white palace - You don't know what is money?

Brave Knight - Oh, Sexy Princ...

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Please! STOP IT!

Brave Knight - Stop what? Oh sexy Prin...

Sexy Princess of the white palace - IT! Stop say my whole name in each phrase, I hate it!

Brave Knight - And, what do my princess like?

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Money!

Brave Knight - I'm afraid I don't know what this word means

Sexy Princess of the white palace - And neither sex with a princess too, right?

Brave Knight - I don't understand.

Sexy Princess of the white palace - Just...Just get away. The Coward Knight is coming for his daily..."therapy". Come on. Move on. Go. Go. Go.

Brave Knight - ...



Me: what will happen after? Will the Brave Knight go back to his Lovely Princess? Will the Lovely Princess be waiting for him? Will the Coward Knight have money? Will the Lovely Princess join in their party? All this and more in the next...Theater!


Vocabulary:

Old joke...

Bad guy with a gun - Hi! My name is William, and I will KILL you!

Someone without a gun - WILL WHAT?

Bad guy with a gun - WILLIAN!!

Me: I need to be more selective in my posts

There is a version in spanish/portuguese too, but I think that you know that one.

Vocabulary:

Do you know J (Jay)?

Hey, to complete the tips (please, see all clicking here), I'm bringing a great phonetic dictionary for you!

Because you learn a lot of vocabulary here, but you just know read(and maybe listen), but and what about talk?

So, do you know J?

Do you know how J say the words in english?

No?

Take a look:
http://howjsay.com/

I hope have helped.

Bye o/



Vocabulary:

Fisherman's story

Fisherman's story

Well, I'm a pirate, I'm used to live in water, so, I'm a fisherman too.

And I'm going to tell you about the biggest fish that I've ever seen.

I was on my ship, in the middle of a lake, and I, alone, fished a whale...Can you belive? Yes? So you are very stupid, because this is, without doubt, a lie.

The true story begins with a bad weather.
And so go on 'till the end, when I fish a salmon with 2 tons.

That's all o/

See ya =D



What the hell was that .-.?



Vocabulary:

Happy Easter

Happy Easter =)

Because I don't know what is better...a rabbit that lays a lot of chocolate eggs...or a bird that sometimes lays a golden egg.

  

Anyway, Happy Easter!


Vocabulary:

Meanwhile...in theater land!

Meanwhile...in theater land!


Brave Knight - Oh, Lovely Princess, where are you? Please show me once again your angelic face.

Lovely Princess - Oh, Brave Knight, Here I am, crying because I can not be with you.

Brave Knight - Oh, Lovely Princess, Please Do not cry, why do you say that you can not be with me?

Lovely Princess - Oh, Brave Knight, My aunt dislikes your great-grandmother because of a dress.

Brave Knight - Oh, Lovely Princess, I will buy a dress for your aunt, if is it that you wish.

Lovely Princess - Oh, Brave Knight, She is dead

Brave Knight - What?

Lovely Princess - I said: Oh, Brave Knight, She is dead

Brave Knight - And my great-grandmother that she used to dislike?

Lovely Princess - Oh, Brave Knight, I am afraid that she is also dead.

Brave Knight - And you can't stay with me...because of some dead people?

Lovely Princess - Oh, Brave Knight, Why are you speaking so uncivilized with me?

Brave Knight - Shut up, I don't need it, the sexy princess of the white palace is free, bye! I hope never more see you again.

Lovely Princess - Shit! Not again.



Me: Exciting!

Vocabulary:

Are you afraid of spiders?

Are you afraid of spiders?

I was wondering...There are so many people that are afraid of spiders, and 'cause this there are a lot of monsters in movies, games and books that is not but a giant spider...but I never knew nobody that was afraid of spiders...

...the nearer that I found were people that were afraid of insects, all kinds of insects.

I think that would be much scarier a giant clown...or a giant mother-in-law...


Jees...I became scared only thinking in it.

Just tell me...do it scares you?

Laracna from Lord of the Rings

Aragorg from Harry Potter

Spider men from...spider man

Alright, the last one scares me a lot, but this doesn't count.

PS: yeah, I have nothing more to post, any problem?

Vocabulary:

Do you feel fool?

Do you feel fool learning english?

So, here I have other tip for you guys, one site where people from everywhere get together to discuss...Brazil!

Yeah, it's pretty funny to say the truth.
They try to learn about us, our language and our "culture"(most of this brazilian culture is not mine =P) and I feel very lucky, because I wanna speak an easy language, and this guys wanna speak our language, that neither ourselves know how to talk fine.

Well, here is the site:
http://gringoes.com/

The name means what you think that it means...
And there is a forum in it too.

It's a good site because is a good way to learn english and about our country at the same time(and the vision that other people have about our country).

I hope that was useful o/

See ya =)


Vocabulary:

English mode = off

I'm sorry to put a portuguese video here, but this is really awesome, I'm used to doing some videos on youtube talking about minecraft, and someone did a video to me...look:

Thanks Willbordy =)


Vocabulary:

Ninja!

Hi!

Have I ever told you that I already saw a ninja?
No?

So, let me tell how it happened...
...I was lost in a desert, trying to find the exit of this terrible place, there were nothing near me.
When suddenly I heard something in my back, I turn back to see what was that noise but there were nothing there, and when I looked forward again, I saw a little and strange boy wearing clothes easily confunded with the sand.

I was going to say "Hi!", but I only saw his foot kicking my face and so I woke up in my ship again.

My men said that I was unconscious and nude in the beach, and they thought that I drank a lot and someone stole my clothes(...again).
But I doubt it. I saw a ninja, and he brought me to my ship when I was lost as a hero(unfortunatelly, he stole my clothes too).

But all right =), that's all folks =D


Vocabulary:

Some questions...2

And the sweet daughter back with more questions for her unlucky dad:

-Daddy...
-Hmmm...?
-Who teachs, is a teacher, right?
-Right.
-And who learns, is a learner, right?
-Yes...
-And who sings, is a singer, isn't it?
-Yes, it is.
-Hmm...
-Why?
-I just wanna know...
-...
-...so...what do a butter do? Smells bad?
-WHAT?
-...
-Butter is not a person, it doesn't do nothing.
-Right dad, if you say...
-hmmm...
-...
-...
-And a cooker?


But, butt, butter, butterfly, there is something wrong with this language


Vocabulary:

Born to be wild

Let's go to our second music:

Steppenwolf - Born to be wild

Get your motor running
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way

Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once and
Explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racing with the wind
And the feeling that I'm under

Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once and
Explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never want to die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild

Get your motor running
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
In whatever comes our way

Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once and
Explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never want to die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild

Long live Rock'n'Roll!

Vocabulary:

Real Facts!

Well, I follow Notch at twitter, he is who made the game minecraft, and look this tweet posted by Chris Samuels:

His 3 years old daughter: Are you playing Your-craft?
Chris: No, I'm playing Minecraft.
Her: Mummy, he's playing His-craft!

hahahahahahaha

Great daughter Chris ;)





Vocabulary:

Some tips

Hi!

Today I intend to teach you a tip to use my blog with more confort.

Some people don't like to click to see the vocabulary or scroll all the time the page. Thinking in it, I am here to give you a tip.

Open two windows, one with the text, and other with the vocabulary, let one beside other, so you can read faster and see the vocabulary.

I hope it was useful for you!

PS: you can also try follow me on twitter, I am always saying there when I posted, but this is optional(click in "find me" to find my twitter^^)

See you.


Vocabulary:

Sweet Land!

Oh, yeah, How I promised before, here is the story about sweet land:

One day I was in my ship, and some men had fished our lunch, but when we ate it, it was sweet!
I started to look for someone that put sugar in the fish, when suddenly somebody called me to see the beach.

It was just impossible. Unbelievable! I was looking at a great wedding cake. There was a mountain that was only a giant wedding cake!

And it was not white, there were a lot of colors, and all the kind of candies in it, instead trees there were lollipops, and everything in family size.

I chose four men to go untill the beach with me. Between them I should say were Grarmy and Feg, two of my best men. Grarmy was big, strong and good, and Feg was tall, skinny and fast. Both was great friends.

When I stepped on the land, I saw that it was really a cake. A feeling started to increase inside me, I felt like I should taste this land.

But before me, Grarmy did it. He was kneeling, eating everything, in a way that I never saw nobody eat before.

-Keep calm Grarmy-I said, but he didn't listen to me


I heard something underground going in our direction, I noted that the others men wanted to taste it too, so I said:
-NO-ONE WILL TASTE THIS LAND! Grarmy, stand up! We need to go back to the ship. I think that this land is not as sweet as its flavour.
-You can go captain-said Grarmy- I think I'm going to stay here for while.
-No Grarmy, we need to go back now! - I said. And after this words he stood up, got his knife, pointed it to me, and screamed:
-IF YOU THINK THAT YOU WILL GET THIS WHOLE LAND ONLY FOR YOU, YOU CAN FORGET!-He was really scary-THIS IS MINE! DID YOU LISTEN? MINE!!!
-Are you crazy? Look it! It's giant, you will never eat it all alone. And anyway, I don't want to eat it, come on old dog, let's back together to the ship.

But he didn't listen to me and returned to eat.
Now, the noise was higher, and I started to order:
-BACK TO THE SHIP OLD DOGS! If you like your lifes, we need to go back now!
-But captain, we can't leave Grarmy-said Feg.
-Grarmy, we will not leave you here, if you don't come for your own, we will need to do it with strenght.

Grarmy stood up and pointed his knife to me again, I got my sword. And he said:
-Captain! If...
But I never listened what he intended to say, because from down, a giant worm came and ate my friend.
Feg begun to cry, got his sword and ran to the worm.
-Feg, NO!-I tried to hold him, but he was faster.

I only saw his sword doing a hole from inside the worm, and the worm going back to underground. But it didn't die, we ran as fast as possible back to the ship, and was by some seconds that this terrible monster didn't eat me too.

The rest doesn't matter. We cried the fault of our friends.

That's all buddies, see ya.


Vocabulary:

What do you think about it?

Hey, what do you think about it?:

I'm not going to post on the weekends =D

Why?
To give me sometime.

If you liked that idea say YES \o/

If you disliked that idea say I LOVE YOU HERBHERTH, YOU ARE THE BEST(and humble too) \o/

If you have a better idea about something to post on the weekends...just say.


That's all folks o/


Vocabulary:

Yar!

Yar!

How are you my fellows?

I only wanna know if you already noted that I am a traveler...

And more, I am a traveler because I am a pirate!
Yes, of course, who has logs? Pirates!

Well, today I am fixing my ship, because I passed for a sweet land and now it has sugar everywhere

Oh, hell!


No problems, after I'll tell you about this adventure, see ya!


Vocabulary:

Would you buy?

With special and pictures of Baconland!

And all the stories that I will post here =)

Pre-order now! Only $999,99!!!

Vocabulary:

Aliens? No, Kusods!

Hey, would you believe if I say that I already talked with people from other planets?

Yeah, but I really talked...

One day I was wandering in a new land that I discovered, and saw a great and enormous black cube.

When I got near to see what was that, a great door opened, and from this cube, two ducks came to me.

But this ducks was strangers, they hadn't feathers, they had scales.

When I saw it I asked: Why have you scales?

And they really answered me: Why have you hair?

Well, I didn't want to discuss, so I just asked: Are you aliens?

And them: Aliens? No, we are Kusods!

Me: Kusods? What the hell is it?

They(for each other): These Aliens, they like to show themselves, now these humans only know them!

Me: Hey, who are you?

They: Are you deaf? We are Kusods. We are watching your planet for a little time.

Me: Since when?

They: Not so much, something about 2 thousands years.

Me: OW, yeah, not so much, only you two?

They: Hmm...yes, in the beginning there was another one, but he got bored soon and got out.

Me: Oh, yeah, I know, I'm a little bored too.

They: Can you answer something that we don't understand?

Me: Right, what?

They: What is God?

Me: What do God do?

They: No, no, no, no, who is God? Because there are a lot of people that say that you need to obey Him, but he ordered don't kill, and you kill for your God, we didn't understand it. And we still don't understand who is he, because there are a lot of descriptions.

Me: Oh, yeah, we don't know who he is, but he was who created all the world. And because we don't know who he is, we fight sometimes.

They: Sometimes? HA! That was good.

Me: Yeah, I know, a lot of times, but can I ask you what Kusods is?

They: Are you blind too??? WE are Kusods (these humans aren't so smart)

Me: And do you travel in a cube?

They: No, this is an egg.

Me: SERIOUS?

They: No, you are really stupid, aren't you? hahahahaha

Me: And why don't you use, I don't know...discs?

They: Yeah, I know, and be green, tall and slim too, right?

Me: Yeah, that would be better than be ducks, wouldn't be?

They: WE ARE NOT DUCKS, WE ARE KUSODS. And if we were ducks, this would be better than believe in "Gods" and don't know the Hunfgriets.

Me: Don't know who??

They: The Hunfgriets! These guys that created your world...and most of the others too.

Me: So... are these Hunfgriets our Gods?

They: If when you said Gods you wanted to say who created your world...yes. But I have bad news for you, they never listened nothing that you prayed.

Me: So they can't do everything?

They: No, you didn't understand, they really can do anything, but they are deaf.

Me: DEAF?

They: Yes, and they have a bad mind too, probably they already forgot you.

Me: ...

They: Yeah, we know, all that you did was useless, yeah, these things happen everyday, we need to go now, we are late to have a lunch, see you.

Me: see you...

Yeah, after that they entered again in the "spaceship" and the great cube started to fly and left the earth.

Can you believe? Aliens...Kusods...Hunfgriets...I can because I saw them(at least the Kusods).

I think that I will start a church, for the Hunfgriets...no, that would be useless.

Alright, see ya!

Vocabulary:

Game: Minecraft

Well, to finish the first week of the blog (yes, already the first week), I chose put one game, because was the only thing that I still didn't post (already posted a joke, a history, a music, a movie and a book)!

This game is called Minecraft, and he is very simple, you just need to be criative and survive the danger of the night.
To explain better, I'm putting this song about the game here, everything that the music says is true (yes, you can really do anything and ride a pig), but you can't fly alright?

Yeah, I know, it is subtitled in portuguese, but below you can see the lyric in english:

Woke up this morning on the beach,
Started walking, it's my regular routine.
I was on the search for some diamonds,hg
Let me tell you just what I've seen.

I saw...

a castle with a view,
fields of bamboo,
guy from Kung Fu,
a giant screw,
a kangaroo,
some chicken stew,
and the woman who lived in a shoe.

I saw...

a white whale,
the holy grail,
Pirate ships without a sail,
air mail,
volcano fail,
pyramids not to scale,
and some things I should not go into detail.

You never know what you will find
shaping a world that's in your mind.
See for yourself and walk with me

A world of wonder, a land of beauty.
Across the mountains and over the sea
but I still haven't found any diamonds.


I've been walking around for miles,
still no diamonds to be found.
Maybe I should look underground.

I started digging a hole,
drilling through dirt, then I fell through,
landed in some water.
What have I gotten myself into?

I saw...

Lava lake near the core,
Kratos from God of War
mushroom spore,
liquor store,
statue of dumbledore.

Wooden shed with a bed,
spiders and the undead,
arrowhead,
loaf of bread,
giant spool of golden thread.

I saw a sparkle in the dark.
I put my axe right through that mark.
At last found me some diamonds.
Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig!

That's all Folks o/

Vocabulary:

Water for Elephants

Right, I discover this yesterday, and I didn't believe!

Who knows me, knows that I love the book "Water for Elephants" and I say ever than possible that this is the best book ever!

Well, yesterday I discover that there is a movie!!!

Here is the trailer:

And how there are some people from the site "skoob" reading it, I will do a brief description of the book:

The book tells the history of a man that gave up of the college and, maybe by fate, started to work in a circus...
In the circus, he should take care of the animals, and the owner of the circus bought an elephant useless, that was very stupid.
Between other things, he needs to teach this elephant, and fall in love for a stripper.

I don't want to talk more about it to don't spoil the book, but I will only say that I loved this book because he shows the dark side of the circus.

It is a great book to read!!!

Well, see you =)

Vocabulary:

The Beatles - A hard day's night

I chose this music 'cause there is a "log" in the lyric (and because most of the people like beatles)

A Hard Day's Night - The Beatles

It's been a hard day's night

And I've been workin' like a dog.

It's been a hard day's night.

I should be sleepin' like a log,

But when I get home to you,

I find the things that you do

Will make me feel alright.

You know I work all day

To get you money to buy you things

And it's worth it just to hear you say,

You're gonna give me everything.

So why on earth should I moan?

'Cause when I get you alone,

You know I feel okay.

When I'm home,

Everything seems to be right.

When I'm home,

Feeling you holding me tight.

Tight, yeah.

It's been a hard day's night

And I've been workin' like a dog.

It's been a hard day's night.

I should be sleepin' like a log,

But when I get home to you,

I find the things that you do

Make me feel alright.

So why on earth should I moan?

'Cause when I get you alone,

You know I feel okay.

When I'm home,

Everything seems to be right.

When I'm home,

Feeling you holding me tight.

Tight, yeah.

It's been a hard day's night

And I've been workin' like a dog.

It's been a hard day's night.

I should be sleepin' like a log,

But when I get home to you,

I find the things that you do

Make me feel alright.

You know I feel alright.

You know I feel alright.

Vocabulary:

The Baconland!

Well, I was wondering today, there are so many awesome lands in the word, that you can't imagine!
I was remembering one trip that I did a long time ago. I went to the Baconland! It was just amazing. Guys, serious, you should go to this land someday.

When I arrived, I only saw bacon. Bacon everywhere, bacon in all the kinds, fried bacon, boiled bacon, cooked bacon, bacon with flavor of strawberry, grape, orange, beef, egg, milk, chiken, god...there was even bacon with flavor of bacon!

And this is not the most incredible.
The most incredible of all, is that even the HOUSES was made with bacon!!!
Can you imagine?

And the games, ow, the games! I played one thing that they call "cowboom", I gonna try to explain how it works:
You go to a farm where there are cows and vegetables there, get a special dynamite, and you need to put the dynamite inside a vegetable (take care) and do the cow eat it...
When it happen, the cow do a boom (I don't know why, but they don't like neither cows nor vegetables).

Who wins is who does it faster, or explode more cows in a limit time, or just who does it in the funnier way.

Crazy, isn't it?

PS: I don't know why, but life expectancy is 25 years old, but they don't look to care about it.


Vocabulary:

Some questions

-Daddy...
-Yes sweetheart?
-Do dragons fly?
-Yes, they do.
-Humm...
-...
-Daddy...
-What?
-Do dragonflies fly?
-With sure they do, sweetheart.
-Thanks dad.
-Any time.
-...
-...
-Daddy...
-What?
-If dragons do fly, why dragonflies are called dragonflies if dragons already fly? Is not this the same thing of call whales of fishes swim?
-...
-...
-Don't do stupid questions my daughter.
-I'm sorry dad.
-Don't worry...
-...
-...
-Dad?
-What?
-Do butters fly?


Vocabulary: